Tuesday, March 17, 2009

"Resign.... Or Go Commit Suicide."


Sen. Charles Grassley had some harsh words for AIG executives, but we should be be saying the same thing to congress. Talk about lack of oversight, what about this so called "emergency bill" that was crammed down our throats. You know the bill that was specifically amended (by Chris Dodd) to protect all bonuses that were promised to executives prior to 2009. Now, they are not only complaining about it, they are actually asking those same executives to give back the money or else they will tax it at 100%. So let me get this straight, we give our money to the government, the government gives it to the Company (bail-out), the Company gives it to the Executives (bonuses), who then turn around and return it to the Government (100% tax rate). That's government efficiency for you!

If you ask me, the bonuses sound pretty legit. I mean they were signed contracts well before the bail-out and they are run-of-the-mill bonuses that ALL executives get (regardless of industry). They get paid just like salesmen, rather then a high salary, they get bonuses. I'll admit that the bonuses tick me off a bit, but it's congress' fault for giving the money away with no strings attached. Besides that, even if you add up all the bonuses they are less then a drop in Obama's trillion dollar ocean of fiscal irresponsibility. All of this phony outrage is merely a smokescreen to get your attention off their own ineptitude.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Game Time


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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Americans Like Big Government: They just don't really know it yet


At least that that is the line given in this article, which basically argues that those who are against "Big Government" should avoid Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Unemployment Benefits, all Veterans Administration Benefits, Mental Health care, Child Welfare Programs, Educational Programs, Housing Programs, Worker's Compensation Benefits, etc., etc., etc.

Hey, if there was way to opt out of all of that and stop funding it at the same time, then count me in (or out.)

The Arms Of A Godess (rolls eyes)


I just don't get why everyone thinks she is so good looking. I mean, what good are femininely toned arms when you have "dude" shoulders.(I know...I'm a jerk) I don't give a crap if she prefers to go sleeveless, I just think it's a little bit confusing. Isn't she supposed to be against the second amendment?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Neuroscience: the Enemy of Religion?


Martha Farah (Neuroscientist, UPenn) argues that "neuroscience will pose a far more fundamental challenge than evolutionary biology to many religions."

"Most religions endorse the idea of a soul (or spirit) that is distinct from the physical body ... However, as neuroscience begins to reveal the mechanisms underlying personality, love, morality, and spirituality, the idea of a ghost in the machine becomes strained. Brain imaging indicates that all of these traits have physical correlates in brain function. Furthermore, pharmacologic influences on these traits, as well as the effects of localized stimulation or damage, demonstrate that the brain processes in question are not mere correlates but are the physical bases of these central aspects of our personhood. If these aspects of the person are all features of the machine, why have a ghost at all?"

In general I find arguments like this one, which pit science against religion are almost always based on a false premise. That is to say, just because religion is based on faith that it somehow can't also be supported by science. In this instance they attempt to prove that the soul (as the Bible describes it) doesn't exist since it can be explained biologically.

Just because the experience of spirituality can be neurally located doesn't mean than nothing is being experienced spiritualy. In addition, the fact that an MRI can detect "hot spots" in the brain is correlation information only, and in no way describes the root cause of perception. Studies like this only show associations between brain activity and conscious states. Besides, when it comes to the soul, the Bible does not describe any concepts (in my opinion) that can be directly contradicted by neuroscience (so far).

That being said, there are some problems with my interpretation of the soul/body association. For example, brain injury provides pretty strong evidence that particular brain areas are vital in order for specific conscious states to exist (e.g. use of language). So does this mean that someone who's brain can no longer produce "hot spots", is somehow unable to connect with that particular spiritual state?

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Game Time


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Hillary & Barack, our new Ren & Stimpy?

I'd love to see her behind the scenes reaming whoever came up with that stupid button.

A Black Box Is Red..... Dummie!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Whoa...She Figured Out How To Think!!

Artwork Entiltled.... "Jaded Dog"

"That Guy" <--- Owned!

Friday, March 6, 2009

The Japanese Do EVERTHING More Awesomer!

Real Urban Camo

Star Trek Is Cool Again.... (Again?)

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Don't Screw Yourself!


When will someone make a screwdriver that I CAN stick into my penis?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I Am Totally Freaked Out Now

Welcome To Total Failure (Population = You)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dog Dream = Fail

Sunday, March 1, 2009

20 Ways To Be Annoying


1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. If you have glasses, repeatedly take them on and off during a conversation in order to emphasize your point.
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Practice making fax and modem noises.
7. Highlight irrelevant information in technical papers and "cc" them to your boss.
8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
12. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
14. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
15. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
17. Ask people what gender they are.
18. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
19. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
20. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."