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The NYT reports "Waterboarding Used 266 Times on 2 Suspects"(Link)

A lot of people will look at this NYT headline and say things like:

1) How anyone can believe that repeatedly use this ugly technique this many times isn't torture mystifies me.
3) I bet if we took someone who says waterboarding is not torture, we could make them confess that it truly is, by waterboarding them up to 200 times.
4) If you do something to someone 100 times, just how much can you rely on the information he gives up on the 101st attempt?

My Response:

1) Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl were unavailable for comment.

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According to the AP:

"..dramatic and successful rescue operation by U.S. Special Operations forces... left Obama with an early victory that could help build confidence in his ability to direct military actions abroad.."

First of all, this was not a rescue attempt ordered by National Command Authority (i.e. the President.) It was a reaction by the on scene commander under standard authority to safeguard the life of a hostage. To his credit, he did affirm the military's authorization to use force if the captain's life was in danger, but they already would have had that authorization as part of their standard rules of engagement.

Secondly, You got to be kidding if you are calling this a "military victory". Only the swooning media would consider picking off a bunch of peg legged swashbucklers in a life raft a military victory, and if this situation gives you "confidence in his (Obama's) ability to direct military actions abroad"....then you are seriously underestimating the "abroad" threats we are currently facing.

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More aggressive cartoons are funnier (Duh!)

McCauley C, Woods K, Coolidge C, Kulick W.

J Pers Soc Psychol. 1983 Apr;44(4):817-23.

Independent rankings of humor and aggressiveness were obtained for sets of cartoons drawn randomly from two different magazines. The correlation of median humor and median aggressiveness rankings ranged from .49 to .90 in six studies involving six different sets of cartoons and six different groups of subjects, including children and adults, high and low socioeconomic status (SES) individuals, and native- and foreign-born individuals. This correlation is consistent with Freudian, arousal, and superiority theories of humor. Another prediction of Freudian theory, that high-SES subjects should be more appreciative of aggressive humor than low-SES subjects, was not supported.

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