Hymenomics

By now you have probably heard about Natalie Dylan's attempt to take advantage of the law of diminishing returns and sell her virginity(a depreciating ASSet) to the highest bidder. I recently listened to an interview in which she made a couple of interesting comments such as:  "....esteeming virginity means that dads are basically their daughters’ pimps", and "that idealized virginity is just a tool to keep women in their place."She goes on to say "I no longer view the selling of sex as wrong or immoral—my time at college showed me that I had too blindly accepted such arbitrary norms." Yikes, If that's not a reason to fear college indoctrination then I don't know what is. 

I have mixed emotions about this story. On one hand I hate her (or at least what she stands for). On the other hand, my heart breaks for someone who has had her morals diluted in such a drastic way. So here is my idea, have some mega church pool funds and outbid ever sick bastard out there(effectively buying the rights to her virginity.) Then to teach her a lesson they "hold her virginity hostage" and force her to be celibate for many, many, many, many years. We can ensure the celibacy with the same doctor she has been using to ensure her virginity. If she breaches the contract then she would have to give the money back. It would kinda be like a corporate sponsorship, "Dylan's virginity is brought to you by Saddleback Church."