China Has Perfected Human Cloning

Clapping On 2 & 4 Is Impossible For White People

Shape Illusion

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Transparent Fish Head

If only we could see into Obama's head!

That's What She Said iPhone App

If Michael Scott had an iPhone, he would most definitely have this app.

Awesome Website For Searching And Listening To Music

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So Gitmo IS A Tropical Paradise After All!

The Guantanamo Bay military prison meets the requirement of the Geneva Convention.

So why would you first promise to close the place and then order a study showing the facts relevant to the question of whether it should be closed? Oh, I get it....when Bush is President Guantanamo is an American gulag, but when Obama is President, Guantanamo magically complies with the Geneva Convention.

Chimps Have Big Ears Too

When I first saw this cartoon I honestly thought that people would be upset because a woman was mutilated as a result of the attack and the cartoon was simply "too soon." As far as the metaphor involving the monkey, I honestly thought the monkey was a symbol of all politicians in Washington. The reason I didn't immediately think of Obama was because I thought everybody knew that he had nothing to do with the actual "writing" of the stimulus bill. Also, unlike most race baiters out there I don't immediately think of African Americans any time a simian is referenced.

Even if the monkey was specifically meant to depict Obama, it would have less to do with his race, and more to do with miserable performance as president thus far. I mean the double standard is glaring. For example, please tell me how it's ok for President Bush to be compared to a chimpanzee on a regular, repeated basis, but it is racist to compare President Obama to one. We've been calling our politicians monkeys for a long, long time. Not being able to call all politicians monkeys, or apes, or snakes, would be truly racist. Anyway, we all know the left's outrage is completely phony since we didn't hear a peep out of them when similar cartoons were published depicting Condi Rice as an ape and even a slave.

So let this be a lesson to all. Any further criticism of Obama will be interpreted as a thinly veiled expression of racism, since there is simply no other reason to disagree with him. This is the only logical conclusion since all true Americans know that Obama is the most successful president ever. His opponents should be jailed and his every utterance should be collected for all time, perhaps in a small book to be issued to every citizen.

Brush Up On Your Economics

Recently, I have been wondering if my understanding of the current economic downturn is correct. So I've researched some of the major contributors to the problem. I'm sure you probably already know this info, but it might be worth a refresher. Feel free to flame me if you disagree.


1) HOUSING SLUMP - When the rate of housing purchases slows, people are spending less money and saving more money away in the bank. This means that banks are excepting more deposit then they are giving out in withdraws. This results in the banks having a larger pool of funds from which to lend, but less customers to lend to (since everyone is saving money). With more money available for lending and less demand to withdraw money, the rates will inevitably lower over time, since banks are eager to get people to take out loans. The lower interest rates should result in consumers purchasing homes again because the cost of borrowing is down. So over time, the “housing slump” should correct itself.

2) CREDIT CRISIS - A reflection of consumers who purchased houses they could not afford at the time, but with “creative” mortgages were able to meet initial payments. When the interest rates went up (as expected) the consumers ability to make the monthly payments went bye-bye. People decided to go bankrupt and foreclose on their mortgages, thus transferring the property back to the bank that held the mortgage. This situation is very dangerous for banks, since they are now flush with property that they can't make any money on because the properties they just absorbed are worth much less then when they originally purchased them. On top of that, the banks can't make as much money on the loans as they used to since they have had to lower the interest they charge on loans (because of the housing slump). This situation results in a vicious circle since banks now have to raise interest rates on loans (so they will bring in more money) and lower interest rates on savings accounts (so they are not losing as much money). So the solution to the credit crisis is in direct conflict with the solution to the housing slump.

3) INFLATION - One of the most prominent factors of inflation is the printing of money. Every year the Federal Reserve prints new money proportionally to the increase in GDP for that year. GDP (Gross Domestic Product)is the total value of all goods and services in the country. Inflation occurs when the Fed prints more money then the annual increase in GDP. So right now there is more new money is in circulation relative to the total GDP. So we have too much money chasing a too few goods. This is why the price of everything goes up during inflation. A dollar now purchases less product than it used to. From an international standpoint, this is good and bad. It's good because it becomes cheaper for foreign countries purchase our good (since their money is worth more).So we produce and sell more goods (Which is good for business). It's bad because we are now paying more money for foreign products to be imported to us. Altogether, it is a net loss for us since we import more then we export.

This Is The Way He Rolls

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Peeping TSA Pervs

Today in Tulsa, the Transportation Security Administration began a new security system that will be able to  see you naked.  I predict that a suspiciously large percentage of randomly selected passengers will be attractive women. Just wait until the scans of famous people start appearing on You Tube and elsewhere....you know they will.

I Totally Need To Re-prioritize My Sins!

[Msgr Wojciech Giertych, theologian to the papal household, wrote in L'Osservatore Romano that] the most difficult sin for men to face was lust, followed by gluttony, sloth, anger, pride, envy and greed. For women, the most dangerous sins were pride, envy, anger, lust, and sloth, he added.

What, so the men struggle with all 7 sins, but somehow the women are not susceptible to gluttony and greed? What about Rosie O'Donnell?

This is just another useless proclamation coming out of the "Magisterium." They might as well just list their favorite colors.

I Want One

My Friend Jim Drinks This Stuff All The Time

The Simpsons New HD Intro

Furious George and the Very Bad Hair Day

**Disclaimer** Making light of a tragic event is considered a "coping mechanism". Therefore, taking advantage of the awesome joke potential in stories like this is only a natural and helpful part of the grieving process.

This is an awful story about a woman who was attacked by a 200 pound pet monkey. I'm always amazed at the faux puzzlement that the media spins into stories like this. !!News Flash!! Chimps eat their own children...what makes you think they won't eat your face or your balls. Besides, If you watch the video, you'll see that the only reason this ape flipped out was because some unprofessional a-hole kept walking into his line of sight.

The end of the article speculates that the real reason for the attack may have been the woman's new haircut. I wonder if was a perm? If it wasn't, it is now;)

The Pinnacle of Road Sign Hacks

The road sign hacking meme is officially over. This wins.

Oarfish - Mythical Sea Serpent

This thing would be even cooler if it were beer battered.

Butterfly Knife Pen

I know a certain Assistant to the Regional Manager that would love one of these.

Jet-Skis Are Like Totally Yesterday

Not even a poet could express the sheer awesomeness of this product!

I Want One!

Beware of the dreaded yellow cake urineum ammo!

Once She Goes Black......

Is that a kick me sign on his back?

I'm a Racist Pig!!!

Perform the following TEST and see how much of a bigot you really are. Apparently, "my data suggest a moderate automatic preference for Light Skin compared to Dark Skin." That's no surprise....You know, since I'm a conservative.

Tallest Building In The World

Apparently, if you stand at the very top, you can actually see the rotation of the earth. It's called "Burj Dubai"and its 2,620 ft high.

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I'm Just Sayin....

23 Year Evolution Of Devastator

Which ones better?

My Opinion: The one on the left looks like a mean M F'er ready to lay down the law. The one on the right looks like something you would get in a fast food happy meal. They're just trying too hard, and failing.

Unknown Bacteria...Fountain Of Youth?

Better Sex Found In Mammoth Graveyard

If we've learned anything from movies, it's that injecting unknown bacteria into humans has only positive effects.

Ultimate Ninja Power!

Hilarious!

Happy Birthday!

I just wanted to tell my beautiful wife that I love her very much and I wish for her to have an awesome birthday. She is really so good to me, and I don't deserve it. I am so glad that God has had grace and mercy on me in sending this wonderful creation, that is Victoria.  I am so thankful to have a companion that gives me strength and makes everyday a blessing.

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Dueling Meltdowns (censored)

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So Much For The "Informed Consent" Lie

Woman sues abortionist for making her witness the "murder" of her accidentally delivered child. (Link)

"The baby writhed and gasped for air, still connected to [Sycloria] Williams by

the umbilical cord. Immobilized by shock, Williams watched [abortion clinic

owner Belkis] Gonzalez run into the room, cut the umbilical cord with a pair of

orange-handled shears, stuff the baby and afterbirth into a red biohazard bag

and throw the bag into a garbage can"

Can someone please tell me how a mother who went to an abortion clinic to seek the death of her unborn child can recover damages for witnessing that death? I understand that her premeditated plan didn't work out exactly the way she envisioned it, but she still got what she paid for. The only thing the clinic forgot to do was set up a statue of Ba'al to consecrate the ritual. Honestly though, what's the difference in the end? Either way, it's a life snuffed out deliberately. I mean, this story would have been just as sad even if the abortion HADN'T been 'botched.'

To claim damages, is to admit that you didn't understand what you were doing when you sought the abortion. If women are to have a right to choose to have an abortion (as the law says) then isn't it crucial that she understand what she is doing. If she did not know, then it undermines the whole basis for the right to choose to have an abortion. Choices imply competent understanding.....or at least they should.

The way I see it, there are two kinds of women who get abortions: those who are deceived (or deceiving themselves) about the reality of the murder in which they are collaborating, and those inhuman enough not to care. I would like to believe that a majority of women are the former, but it seems almost impossible that they aren't aware of what an abortion is. For example, I don't think there's one person in the world who doesn't know that smoking is harmful. Yet people still smoke and then blame tobacco companies when they find out how unglamourous dieing of lung cancer really is. For this woman, the experience brought her face to face with the brutality of her act, and instead of blaming herself, she blames the abortionist. I guess it makes the guilt easier to live with. In reality, the "harm" was actually self-inflicted. If anyone is going to be sued, it ought to be the planned parenthood "advisor" who obviously didn't explain to this woman what was gonna happen once she put her feet in those stirrups.

The only silver lining in this case is the fact that the left wasn't able hide it.  Although it is justifiably disturbing to read about stuff like this; at the very least, it forces the public to confront the slippery slope that Roe v Wade has lead us to. It's stories like this that send the liberal left into damage control mode, because it exposes the weakness in their arguments. First they try to dehumanize unborn children, as if a fetus magical transforms into a human as it passes down the birth canal. To them, the difference between a life and a collection of cells all depends on what side of the cervix it resides. When that lie is exposed, they resort to misdirection. It becomes, "pay no attention to that wriggling, gasping baby behind the curtain". They thinly veil abortion as some sort of vague female empowerment issue, and for some reason it seems to work.

Which brings me to the Infant Born Alive Act. You know, the bill President Obama voted against as a state senator in Illinois. A bill that he deemed to be an undue burden on a woman in crisis. A bill of which he called partisan and unnecessary; a law that would have put this baby killing doctor in prison where he belongs. I guess criminalizing infanticide is not nearly as important to Obama as wasting money promoting abortion abroad. All the while he pals around with Rick Warren playing coy to the fact that his position on abortion is as extreme as is gets. 

Tragically, all the main characters in this story are black hats, except the true victim...baby Shanice (Yes, she had a name). A baby who's life might very well have been saved if her mother would have been shown a video of an abortion procedure or at least given a fetal stage development booklet. That didn't happen because the left blocks any attempt to inform women on what's really going on inside their womb. Groups like Planned Parenthood convince these women that they are better off not knowing the truth. Eventually that woman's cruel ignorance naturally transforms into overwhelming guilt, and suddenly the idea of submitting to a simple pre-abortion ultrasound doesn't seem so emotionally harmful after all. 

Put A Smile On That Face Of Yours

Enables you to rob banks and make pencils disappear. (product link)

Riding The Bus Just Got Even Crappier

The City of Oslo will use sewage as bus fuel.(Link)

Converting all the seats into toilets = Poopetual motion (Sorry....It's really late:)

So Hungry It Could Eat A Horse...Literally!

Named Titanoboa cerrejonensis by its discoverers, the size of the snake's vertebrae suggest it weighed 1,140 kilograms (2,500 pounds) and measured 13 meters (42.7 feet) nose to tail tip -- and that's a conservative estimate. "At its greatest width, the snake would have come up to about your hips."(Full Story) 

My blog now consists of the world's largest and smallest snake.

Dirty Mouth?.....Clean It Up!

So by now you know about the conniption fit that Christian Bale threw at one of the crew members on the set of the new terminator movie.(Link contains profanity!) The worst thing about this temper tantrum isn't necessarily the profanity (which puts chief Gordon Ramsey to shame),but rather the people kissing his ass while he's doing it. Furthermore, he extends his self-indulgent tirade to other members of the crew who are simply trying to mediate the situation. Bottom line; it was embarrassing to everyone on set, and he deserves to be humiliated for it.

I understand that having crew members wandering around in an actors line of sight can be distracting (in this case, it was the director of photography). But he was doing a scene from a fluff ball movie about scary robots. It wasn't exactly a soliloquy from Hamlet for God's sake. We've all been frustrated by incompetence at one point in our lives, but at lease we react like human beings. That being said, I'd be more inclined to give him a pass on this if there weren't a record of him acting in a similarly abusive manner.

It all comes down to the attitude that actors have towards anyone below them (which is everyone.) It doesn't even cross their mind that the crew is under just as much pressure (or higher) than the actors, and unlike the "talent" the crew members have nobody mopping their brows or bringing them organic cranberry nectar cooled with ice cubes chipped off a glacier from Greenland.

Also, I don't buy into the whole creative a-hole genius meme, sorry. There are plenty of talented actors out there that don't direct infantile rage towards their underlings. Would you expect this kind of public narcissistic outburst from Tom Hanks or Morgan Freeman?