**Disclaimer** Making light of a tragic event is considered a "coping mechanism". Therefore, taking advantage of the awesome joke potential in stories like this is only a natural and helpful part of the grieving process.
This is an awful story about a woman who was attacked by a 200 pound pet monkey. I'm always amazed at the faux puzzlement that the media spins into stories like this. !!News Flash!! Chimps eat their own children...what makes you think they won't eat your face or your balls. Besides, If you watch the video, you'll see that the only reason this ape flipped out was because some unprofessional a-hole kept walking into his line of sight.
The end of the article speculates that the real reason for the attack may have been the woman's new haircut. I wonder if was a perm? If it wasn't, it is now;)
This is an awful story about a woman who was attacked by a 200 pound pet monkey. I'm always amazed at the faux puzzlement that the media spins into stories like this. !!News Flash!! Chimps eat their own children...what makes you think they won't eat your face or your balls. Besides, If you watch the video, you'll see that the only reason this ape flipped out was because some unprofessional a-hole kept walking into his line of sight.
The end of the article speculates that the real reason for the attack may have been the woman's new haircut. I wonder if was a perm? If it wasn't, it is now;)
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Putin would have tapped that weak ass monkey out with a rear naked choke.
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